oh no! socialism! how scary!

boy, do i love seeing those ketchup-on-spaghetti loving americans cringe when they hear the word socialism. after all, socialism is as american as healthy food and efficient cars. what we REALLY need is to up our dosage of capitalism. in following with the current trend of commercials, i believe the next propaganda campaign will sound something like this:
do you get an urge to move your legs in the middle of the night? do you often breathe, sometimes uncontrollably? do you urinate once, sometimes twice a day? do you suffer from erectile dysfunction, especially while sleeping? if you answered yes to any of these, ask your doctor if capitalism is right for you. capitalism is the all natural way to ignore the horrendously unjust and yet legal way for large corporations to exploit the lower classes and 3rd world poor.

already chock full o' capitalism? congratulations, youre american! but remember, as an american, its your duty to denounce the myth that the housing market collapsed because grossly inflated prices combined with wages that refused to rise made it near fucking impossible for people to pay their mortgages. its your duty to spread the real reason the housing market collapsed: terrorists.
its your duty to denounce the myth that electric cars have existed for decades, only to be crushed by the corporate greed of exxon mobile and GM. the real reason we arent driving electric cars? thats right. terrorists.

ok, enough happy talk. capitalism no longer works, and you fucking know it. capitalism and globalization are holding the human race back. The CEO of walmart makes more in half a day's work than most of his employees do in a year. but lets be optimistic again. maybe Lee Scott NEEDS that $23,000,000 a year to...um...feed his family.

this is why i dont understand the irrational fear of anything socialist. why is it so american to fuck over everyone else? why is it anti-american to care? do any of you hank hills out there actually give a shit that the bottom 80% of america only owns 7.5% of the financial wealth? do you ACTUALLY think we still live in a democracy where everyone has a voice? who really has the power? because the truth is, 80% of us are fucked, and civilization is next.