eh.

so i decided to start a blog. no biggie. i cant decide if things really are completely shitty or if im just jaded because of what i think things should be like. maybe a little bit of both. either way, i need to vent. because if i dont, i wont make it out of this world alive. (thanks for the quote, hank williams, you dead mother fucker)

i think ill start off with the billboard top 100 music charts. spots 1 and 2 are black eyed peas "boom boom pow" and lady gagas "poker face." i wish to god this was a joke. does anyone else LITERALLY cringe when they hear these songs? "im so 3008, youre so 2000 and late" is almost as lyrically inspiring as gwen stefani's attempt at spelling "bananas." in fact, i think ill put that lyric on my suicide note. "way too cool for you buttlickers. im so 3008, youre so 2000 and late. PAYCE" and just like whipped cream on a sundae, the gun i use will go "boom boom pow" (the third bullet will be one of those red boxing gloves on a spring).

oh, but it gets better. the doomed-for-a-future-of-drug-addiction tween sensation miley cyrus currently has 3 songs in the top 100. as a point of reference, i currently have zero. a bunch of questions pop up. when did this girl's target audience shoot up 20 years? why has she come to this planet? who let the dogs out? if you play a song on the radio, are people really that fucking stupid that they think "it must be good, its on the radio."? but thats not what bothers me about this. what bothers me is how this girl's job is to just listen to what everyone tells her to do. and shes fucking rich. its not a surprise that shes never written a fucking song that shes sung. or played an instrument on any of those recordings. how can someone be so successful by just doing what other people tell them all the time? what does that say about our values as a society? was there ever a time when the top 100 was full of artists who wrote their own music? artists who had a connection to their music? if there was, it aint coming back. because the artists/bands that write music with a purpose arent profitable. the music industry is fucked, and civilization is next.