lets go to california

ive never been to california. 36,756,666 little turds get to wake up in california every day, and ive never been there. i told the girlfriend i wanna move to cali, but she wont do it because it would be too far away from her family. it would be far from my family too, but i was thinking that was more of, ya know, a reason FOR going. i told her i wanna move to long beach, she said "why? you dont surf." fuck that. i surf the internet. you know what, whatever. im not a fucking semantics major.

i dunno, maybe she wouldnt like it. but come on, the whole goddamn california coast has made some damn good music. dead kennedys, social distortion, op ivy. you get the picture. the skating must be equally fuckin awesome. i think ive built california up so much in my head, that if i went and didnt enjoy it, id probably consider rolling some dice and jumping off whatever number story i roll. maybe its just safer to stay in the northeast.

then the girlfriend says shed move to germany. germany. i once heard (i believe on nickelodeon) that the nazis were from germany. the nazis! why would she want to put our lives in danger like that? my chances of living in california are fucked, and civilization is next.