Wednesday, June 24, 2009

dumb bitch

YES. the belgian girl with down syndrome that said she fell asleep while getting ursa major tattooed on her face admitted she wanted all 56 fucking stars. the bad news: now other people can no longer use the decades old excuse "i fell asleep while i was getting my face tattooed" anymore.

...what do you mean she doesnt have down syndrome? are you sure? i cant picture anyone without a mental handicap saying "STARS GIMME STARS ON MY FACE. BUT ONLY THE LEFT SIDE K GOODNIGHT TTYL."

listen. i dont care if she liked it or wanted it. its her goddamn face. let her get it tattooed. maybe she wanted to be an astronaut. i dont know. but the little cunt wanted to screw an honest man out of 10,000 euros because she realized she made a bad decision too fucking late. placing the blame on someone else like that to save face (excuse the pun) does not rock. wait. she sounds american. im pretty sure this is something an american would do for a couple bucks. are we sure shes not american? shes not? ok, just checking. seriously though. no? ok, fine.

this girl is everything thats wrong with society. i hope the artist sues her and her punishment is she has to keep the tattoos...and wear a helmet. and stick marshmallows on the ends of forks so she doesnt hurt herself eating a pancake. oh shit. great idea: marshmallow pancakes. ok fuck it, im outta here. so lets say..uhh..this girls face is fucked, and civilization is next.

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