YES. the belgian girl with down syndrome that said she fell asleep while getting ursa major tattooed on her face admitted she wanted all 56 fucking stars. the bad news: now other people can no longer use the decades old excuse "i fell asleep while i was getting my face tattooed" anymore.
...what do you mean she doesnt have down syndrome? are you sure? i cant picture anyone without a mental handicap saying "STARS GIMME STARS ON MY FACE. BUT ONLY THE LEFT SIDE K GOODNIGHT TTYL."
listen. i dont care if she liked it or wanted it. its her goddamn face. let her get it tattooed. maybe she wanted to be an astronaut. i dont know. but the little cunt wanted to screw an honest man out of 10,000 euros because she realized she made a bad decision too fucking late. placing the blame on someone else like that to save face (excuse the pun) does not rock. wait. she sounds american. im pretty sure this is something an american would do for a couple bucks. are we sure shes not american? shes not? ok, just checking. seriously though. no? ok, fine.
this girl is everything thats wrong with society. i hope the artist sues her and her punishment is she has to keep the tattoos...and wear a helmet. and stick marshmallows on the ends of forks so she doesnt hurt herself eating a pancake. oh shit. great idea: marshmallow pancakes. ok fuck it, im outta here. so lets say..uhh..this girls face is fucked, and civilization is next.
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
Thursday, June 11, 2009
listen you lazy fucks
i know you dont wanna get out of your chairs, or even fucking breathe because it raises your chest and that counts as moving. but for the love of all that is greasy, move one fucking finger and start using your blinkers. blinkers are the heart of america. if you dont use them, youre a terrorist and you love french cuisine. i dont mean croussants, im talking escargo wearing a fuckin berret. how do you look at yourself in the mirror, you blinker not-using, democracy hating canadian. you should be ashamed of yourself. USE YOUR BLINKER. its not hard to do. it tells people where youre planning to go so they dont fucking die trying to see their children's school play. see? you didnt use your blinker and now that single mom is dead and her daughter is an orphan, asshole.
yeah, im talking to you new yorker on 440. new yorker who is a fan of merging into the lane im in and is a fan of going much slower than me so that i almost fucking rear-ended you. youre probably not a fat fuck, but your car was "tricked out," so you were a fucking guido who thinks the perception of ability is better than ability. fuck you, man, you suck.
i dont understand how there can be a reason for not using your blinker. you make a conscious decision (i hope) to change lanes, so whys it so damn hard to flick your finger up or down? it takes literally a fraction of a second, and i wouldnt hate you as much. GOD DAMMIT. if youre that fucking lazy that you cant flick on your blinker, then youre fucked, and civilization is next.
yeah, im talking to you new yorker on 440. new yorker who is a fan of merging into the lane im in and is a fan of going much slower than me so that i almost fucking rear-ended you. youre probably not a fat fuck, but your car was "tricked out," so you were a fucking guido who thinks the perception of ability is better than ability. fuck you, man, you suck.
i dont understand how there can be a reason for not using your blinker. you make a conscious decision (i hope) to change lanes, so whys it so damn hard to flick your finger up or down? it takes literally a fraction of a second, and i wouldnt hate you as much. GOD DAMMIT. if youre that fucking lazy that you cant flick on your blinker, then youre fucked, and civilization is next.
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