listen you lazy fucks

i know you dont wanna get out of your chairs, or even fucking breathe because it raises your chest and that counts as moving. but for the love of all that is greasy, move one fucking finger and start using your blinkers. blinkers are the heart of america. if you dont use them, youre a terrorist and you love french cuisine. i dont mean croussants, im talking escargo wearing a fuckin berret. how do you look at yourself in the mirror, you blinker not-using, democracy hating canadian. you should be ashamed of yourself. USE YOUR BLINKER. its not hard to do. it tells people where youre planning to go so they dont fucking die trying to see their children's school play. see? you didnt use your blinker and now that single mom is dead and her daughter is an orphan, asshole.

yeah, im talking to you new yorker on 440. new yorker who is a fan of merging into the lane im in and is a fan of going much slower than me so that i almost fucking rear-ended you. youre probably not a fat fuck, but your car was "tricked out," so you were a fucking guido who thinks the perception of ability is better than ability. fuck you, man, you suck.

i dont understand how there can be a reason for not using your blinker. you make a conscious decision (i hope) to change lanes, so whys it so damn hard to flick your finger up or down? it takes literally a fraction of a second, and i wouldnt hate you as much. GOD DAMMIT. if youre that fucking lazy that you cant flick on your blinker, then youre fucked, and civilization is next.