STOP. THIS IS NOT FUNNY ANYMORE.

ok, yes it is. this is from a local newspaper, an ad for a local baseball game.

ive decided to turn this into a positive moment. i will be attending this. and i will be dressing up as hannah montana to get $2.00 off my ticket. then im going to turn tricks in the parking lot. were going to set the record for the most old perverted men entering montana at one time. and, if there is a god, "hannah montana appreciation night" will never happen again. they should start differentiating between legitimate "appreciation" nights and "we need money, please come" nights. or maybe they dont actually understand the meaning of "appreciation."

no, no, wait, i found what they mean.

appreciation Noun

2. awareness and understanding of a problem or difficulty

this has to be what they mean by hannah montana appreciation, right?

on a related note: seriously, old perverted men, be careful. i know youre drooling at the idea of attending this game, but remember the 8th commandment: chris hanson is omnipotent. kind of like god, but real.

In honor of this great idea, ive come up with some of my own appreciation nights. miley's picture still being there indicates her support of these events. so, ya know, start spreading some rumors.

its official: even appreciation night is fucked, and civilization is next.